Squids

Plural of quid

That's about 3 squids.

by de4nz December 4, 2022

Squid Games

When you're so poor you'll do anything for money/food.

Example: It got real Squid Games up in here. We caught the new roommate stealing food out of the fridge on the camera in the kitchen.

Example: You gotta work all day Sunday doing massages after your worked Monday-Saturday as a handyman in your building? You must be Squid Games hungry. Are you doing rub and tugs?

by WillTalksShit January 12, 2023

Squid

That lad with no backbone. They have little to no personality and just aren't that interesting in general. Your mom definitely doesn't like them- she thinks they bring nothing to your life.

She can never stand up for herself. She's such a squid.

by TheSquids November 25, 2018

Squid

A group of best friends that have a weird handshake and spend way to much time together.

Love my squid

by Sexychickie321 December 3, 2018

Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.

Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”

by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018

fat squid

A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences

"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day

by motherfuhrer August 21, 2017

Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.

"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."

by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019