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ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.
by Treebonics December 10, 2019
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Ship

Oh yeah, boogey was runnin’ his mouth and got shipped out in baltimore
by Baconeggeness June 22, 2021
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Ship Jax

To ship two people using the ship name "Jax". Usually, Jax would be shipped from someone named Alex (usually a boy)and someone's name that starts with a J (usually a girl).
Girl : I totally ship Jax! They are so cute together.

Boy : But they aren't together yet!

Girl : "Yet".
by OTP Pro June 19, 2017
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Dip ship

Dip ship is a word you can use to mess around with your friends. It means “dip shit
Jimmy:Hey Jonny!

Jonny:What?
Jimmy:your a dip ship XD
by That one weird furry UwU December 6, 2019
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roll of the ship

when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet homosexual.
"sorry mate, roll of the ship!" he said
by burt kamersson August 11, 2003
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His ship came in.

When someone receives something so valuable that it changes his life.
Look how Barry has been spending money since his inheritance. I guess his ship came in.
by BillyBuggy July 25, 2017
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black ship

"Black Ship" is the fantisized relation of 2 fictional characters of darker skin engaging in sexual intercourse. This is also colloquially referd to as "Gunboat".
A: You have any prefered Gunboats?
B: Tousen and Yoruichi from Bleach has to be my favorite black ship.
by MissileShark November 6, 2017
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