Mudd Shark

White woman only dates black guys. Always wearing a track suit or velour sweatsuit.

Sarah always rides up in her velour sweatsuit waiting on Jimmy's black ass looking like a mudd shark.

by elleabeli December 1, 2019

Baby Shark

A word used to describe someone who you feel some sympathy for.

Maria: Hey Derek, how did your date go last night.
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!

by Neil Gaiman fanboy March 18, 2019

shark jet

A machine in which a dildo of any size is strapped on. Turn on the machine and sit on it.The dildo will go in and out at 55 miles per hour

Guy 1:Dude I was at Zack's house and his sister totally had a shark jet.

Guy 2:My sister has one to.

Guy 3: Jesus

by shittmaster July 14, 2010

loan shark

A lone shark is a person who will make you a lone but charge you a high amount on intrest, and if you cant pay then you better run. A lone shark is often a banker.

Man 1: I cant pay up on that loan you gave me.
Lone Shark: Boys, send him on a long walk off a short dock, wearing a pair of concreat slippers.

by Trusso July 22, 2004

shark butt

When you draw teeth on your boyfriends butt crack, and proceed to make shark noises while you spread and close the butt cheeks together.

Girlfriend: Hunny, Can I give you shark Butt tonight?
Boyfriend: OK,I guess.. But only with the blue sharpie...
Girlfriend *draws teeth on butt crack*
Boyfriend: Is my butt hairy??
Girlfriend: Your butt? You mean daddy shark?? *RRRARR I'm a big mean shark...* (spreads and closes butt cheaks)
Boyfriend: giggles

by missninnylove May 23, 2006

Whale-Shark

The expression on someones face when yawning, which resembles a whale shark.

Buddy 1- ‘Ohh my gosh, not geometry, im so tired (*yawns)’
Buddy 2- ‘Ahh, WHALE-SHARK!’

by Pasta Boy February 23, 2010

shark-face

Someone with a pointy face. His chin and his forehead are far back compared to his nose. Those people are always very ugly and no one likes them. At school, they are rejects.

Gab: He look its Jacob!
Éric: Its a shark-face!
Both: singing Jaws theme song.

by iPodtouchpro April 15, 2011