Salty Susan

Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.

Salty Susan is so fukin gay she’s basically a unicorn.

by Salty Susan February 3, 2018

salty facial

In basketball when a player jumps high and dunks over a defensive player, his "salty nuts" are in the defender's face.

Did you see the "salty facial" that Paul Pierce gave LeBron in last nights game?!

Yeah man! That was some weak 'd' LeBron put out there!

by Brown Sugar Cookie August 20, 2011

salty jig

A black person, or any person, that does not shower at all.

Bob- Tony damn it take a shower you salty jig!

Tony- Sorry, im a shit bag!

by robert a glenson November 24, 2007

Salty Dalty

A mere boy named Dalton- usually very bitchy or "salty" on a day to day basis. The saltyness is usually caused by mood swings due to hallucinogenic poo brain.

"Dude chill, you're being a real Salty Dalty."

by Big Jonn January 12, 2017

salty mayo

a cumshot

during sexual intercause i had salty mayo in cindy's face

by mitch gibbons October 15, 2008

Salty shaft

When you fuck a pussy, don't take a shower, but then you fuck your main girl and she suck and taste that salt.

Definition: A verb or noun used to describe a sexy situation.

Me: Dude you know Julia?
Friend: Yeah?
Me: I fucking salty shafted that bitch.
Friend: I don't fucking believe you.
Me: *shows sexts of pussy fucking then sucking*
Both: *High five*

by Defkid123123 January 24, 2018

Salty Mojalty

A way to emphasize the extra salty nature of your friends. A term to describe friends that are acting in a salty manner. They are not supporting the fun of the group, bringing a damper to the overall mood.

Dude you are being really salty, salty mojalty.
Dude thats salty, salty mojalty.
Salt dude salt..all over the place..you are being salty mojalty.

by Rich Bomgardner February 4, 2007