Academic Pick me

A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.

Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!

by Virum69.99 February 2, 2023

Pick on Sahri day

The 28th of October is the day you can pick on anyone named Sahri and they can’t get mad at you 😊

Omg look Sahri it’s you 🐀🐀
Sahri: omg is it pick on Sahri day or something

by Slaygirlypop October 27, 2023

pick it up and ride

The “it” is yourself, your troubles, your insecurities, whatever is weighing you down. You’re stronger than you think and there’s hope and love all around you. So pick it up, ride the waves, and know peace isn’t that far away. Say this after comforting a stressed friend to encourage them, or say it to yourself when you need it. (Phrase from and definition inspired by the song Ride by Sara Diamond)

What’s one bad grade? You’re still amazing! This doesn’t define you. There’s always next time. For now just pick it up and ride. I promise you’ll be ok, whatever the outcome.

by TeddySaysHi January 1, 2022

weong picke voth

when a girl name raven misspells words in a streak. nobody knows how to describe what it meant, everyone just magically understands

yeah she weong picke voth’d again

by reidieee March 15, 2019

no pick n un

No pickles, no onion.

Cheeseburger, no pick n un.

by sadriannaship November 19, 2014

Ice Pick Headache

Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.

Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.

by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017

pick me queer

A gay, lesbian or other person who is perfectly willing to throw another section of the LGBTQ community, such as trans people, under the bus in the hopes of ensuring their own survival.

Pick me queer: "Maybe if we all rally against trans people, the government will let the rest of us gays exist!"
Guy 2: "Shut up."

by starrlotte March 5, 2023