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Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig
David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.
by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021
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Jona

Jona is an observer, can see the people how they really are, might be quite difficult sometimes because most people can’t see themselves. She knows how to really listen to what you are saying and chooses certainly mindful her own words. She contains endless beauty and fire, which she is careful about who to it share with, because she knows she is a raw gem. If she only might fully trust her power, there is nothing which can get in her way of getting to where she wants!
Stranger: wow girl you are glowing light with the grace of a lioness!

Jona: Tell me something new..
by Majormaybe November 21, 2021
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jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls
I wish I was Jonas van Oppen
by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016
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Jonas and Niyah

Amazing at sex, best fortnite duo, very attractive couple, they have the best taste in music.
"have you watched 50 shades of grey?"
"yeah, thats some kinky shit jonas and niyah would do"
by fncs champion February 1, 2024
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Jonas

An irritating person, who does whatever he wants.
Person 1. Hey Jonas
Person 2. What
Person 1. Wanna play... .
Person 2. No
Person 1. Why?
Person 2. Bc u said so
by RavenclawGirlYT March 19, 2022
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Jonas

A guy who often wants to show other people his nacked ass and rub it against them. He has herpes and watches very much porn.
Of fuck Jonas just rubbed his as aginst me and is gonna watch porn with herpes.
by dolfdolf August 3, 2018
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Jonas

Is a nice person who play GTA and other PS$ games like Battlefield 1
HH88
Jonas :...
by Froozenuhd March 18, 2017
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