by final5150 February 22, 2010
Get the horny puppymug. The god of all, many people look up to them and they’re very swaggy
They’re the type of person who can read you like a book and is very chill and laid back but is a complete dumbass and can’t remember anything for shit! They aren’t praised by many but the ones who do usually end up with good luck and have mommy issues
They’re the type of person who can read you like a book and is very chill and laid back but is a complete dumbass and can’t remember anything for shit! They aren’t praised by many but the ones who do usually end up with good luck and have mommy issues
Person 1: “Hey, I praise Lord Horny!”
Person 2: “The chill ass god who is horny and kind of dumb?”
Person 1: “Exactly!”
Person 2: “The chill ass god who is horny and kind of dumb?”
Person 1: “Exactly!”
by Chillydog___ March 22, 2021
Get the Lord Hornymug. The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"
Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"
Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023
Get the Christian horninessmug. When a certain mr mama gets a little sexy during the late night hours and instantly becomes funnier than normal which is still the bare minimum of funny and is usually activated by pictures of Grug Crood or Dylan
by KackJobus445 December 11, 2020
Get the Horny Joemug. "Dude, is Chelsie alright?"
"I don't think she's gotten much attention from her boyfriend lately, at this point she's probably hug horny."
"I don't think she's gotten much attention from her boyfriend lately, at this point she's probably hug horny."
by JosteyMonroe February 22, 2020
Get the Hug Hornymug. Common phrase for when moths are horny. They like to molest lamps and hug them. They will scream if you try and stop their horny tendencies.
by m0th_from_GJ October 15, 2020
Get the moth is hornymug. When you’re unbelievably horny and can’t quite possibly express your horniness in any other possible way
Hey man, how’s quarantine been going for you so far?
Bro I’ve been horny as a rat for the past 4 months!
Bro I’ve been horny as a rat for the past 4 months!
by SometimesAsian June 5, 2020
Get the Horny as a Ratmug.