reverse goon

A typical "goon" though it is a backhand version. You grab it like a gear shift and pretend you're in a game of NASCAR and in the home stretch of winning. It is a magical time, though you need to squeeze your chestnuts while backhanding to fully feel the motor humming down in the wind.

Yo gang, my girl hit me with the reverse goon and I thought I went to the netherworld.

by D_rizzle101 December 11, 2024

gooning

A slang term for "masturbating"

After a long day, sometimes you just need a little gooning time to unwind—no shame in that!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Goon

I term used to identify weird looking African women with no social skills
Or a way to cat call humans with big assets

“Hey man look at that goon on the corner”

“She’s gotta be a goon”

by Starfishmama December 7, 2023

Goon

To masturbate

He’s been gooning all day!

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Goon

Just a straight goober

G-clocks and boggs are straight goons.

by ThereGoesBeau December 23, 2018

goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens

Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

moon gooning

moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.

I'm going Moon Gooning tonight

by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024