Person Pi

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or not irrational at all

Person i: I'm back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words composed of things about sex!
Person Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently...
Person e: 2.718281828459045…
Person i: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE F-
Person ɸ: They can't, they're too dumb

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

Pi Therapy

When exposure to, or meditation on, the number π has the potential of bringing mental, emotional, or spiritual benefits to the practitioner, even those who pride themselves of not being a “math person.”

Like maggot therapy, pi therapy is inexpensively or therapeutically effective in soothing the oft-stressed geeky mind, which is often inundated with misinformation or disinformation coming from all angles of the information superhighway.

by Numerati July 1, 2024

Throat Pied

When a Robert blasts a load on a Garah’s throat!!! Like a cream pie but for the tonsils

Garah got throat pied by Robert!

by Dirty Deedsy June 5, 2024

3.14159 pi

how to make a pi
3 whole numbers
1 tenth
4 hundredths
1 thousandth
5 ten thousandth
9 hundred thousandth

Preheat the oven to addition setting. Mix the ingredients in the order of the ingredients. Place it into a pi mould. Please place it in the oven for 3 hours. Take it out and decorate it however you want. I usually put some 265 billionths.

Effects: Makes you good at maths. Can calculate quickly mentally. Level up ur knowledge by 20 levels.

I found a recipe to make the legendary 3.14159 pi.

by some person on the interent August 6, 2022

pies and fries

a late night meal from McDonalds consisting of 2 apple pies and a small fry, resulting in the highest calorie intake to money spent ratio

when asked what he wanted from mcdonalds, he responded with "pies and fries"

by Thinkingship April 23, 2012

chest-pies

saggy pectoral muscles

dude, you need to get some sun on those fluffy chest-pies of yours.

by plasticflowersonvideo November 9, 2010

Pi Mafia

Gang members who identify themselves with a π tattoo, which piques someone’s curiosity whether their leader was previously a math nerd, whose life had since taken a perilous turn.

Several members of the pi mafia, who were recently arrested for possessing illegal drugs and guns, confessed to having zero clues on the meaning of the tattoo they’re wearing, when questioned by the police.

by Fasters January 22, 2022