potato goggles

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.

Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"

by haveagooddavey January 7, 2017

Sweetening the potato

When you snort cocaine off of big titties

Sweetening the potato

Bro 1:Yo I walked in and Joey was sweetening some chicks potato!
Bro 2:THAT PIMP!!

by Potato Sweetner January 2, 2011

potato anus

when your anus is so stretched from extreme awesome butt sex it can perfectly fit a potato or other object that size.

Oh my god Ally has a potato anus! It's so gross!

by MrWolf5000 September 3, 2012

potato wine

A term used in reference to vodka, due to the fact that it is made from distilled potatos.

You're not supposed to let potato wine touch your tongue.

by EctoplasmOnToast May 4, 2006

coach potato

someone who spends most of their time watching TV and doesn't exercise or have any interesting hobbies. Such a person spends most his/her free time sitting or lying on a coach.

My hubby is killing me; he never socializes. He's never asked me to go out; he's a coach potato.

by Iyad Abdelrahman March 29, 2008

potato chip

- a person who's in front of the COMPUTER all day.

another version of the word couch potato (w/c means in front of the TELEVISION all day.)

- Oh you little geek, you've been chatting and browsing the net for 12 hours straight! You're such a potato chip!

by CyberJake June 11, 2006

;_; Time for Potatoes

Whenever you blow something up, have BBQ or generally make someone else pay for wronging you it's ;_; time for potatoes.

"Oh no little rebel, you walked across the street without looking both ways, looks like we're going to have to kill you and your family ;_; time for potatoes."

by codybitches May 11, 2008