No hand's land

1. Refer to the zone on guitar strings or more specialy bass strings where the hand of the musician are very rarely seen, almost never go. It usually is halfway between the head of the instrument and the beginning of the body of the instrument.

2. a woman's private
1. Freak man ! Have you heard what he did on the no hand's land during his solo ? Sounded just like a blaster from Star Wars !

2. He totally got caught red handed in the no hand's land of his girlfriend's bestfriend at that party.
by Trivalent.22 June 04, 2009
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land grab

When you invade another country and take over... keeping their resources and obviously... land... for yourself.
This is what Israel DID NOT do considering that Israeli land was bought for England completely legally.
by Alex August 07, 2004
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dry land

When you defecate so substantially that the pile of excrement you create forms an island that reaches above the surface of the water in the toilet boil.
I shat so much that I saw dry land.
by Just Another Ghost Writer April 22, 2015
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crash landing

When a man completely smashes a woman's box. (see smash box)
Aidos: Hey Krystal, why are you walking like that?

Krystal: I had a crash landing last night!
by Aidos December 31, 2005
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promised land

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol
by fiftycent4Life July 26, 2005
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LMAO Land

the land of everything known as lmao...
funny basically lives here year round...

1. Dude!! i went to lmao land yesterday!! it was fucking EPIC!!
2. a rofl-copter is the ruler of lmao land lolz!!
by f3@rl3$$ January 05, 2009
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land shark

The act of leaving a land shark:

Dropping toilet paper pre-duke (the land) and laying down a nice big steamer on top (the shark). A turd casually sunning itself on a TP island waiting for an unsuspecting victim to smell its wrath. An act designed to avoid ass-splash whilst doing your duty and to punish those who follow.
"Man, I went in that gas station bathroom and someone dropped a huge land shark." (ie..find another rest room to rest your toosh 'cuz that bathroom smells like butthole content.)
by MISHELLLIOhohoho September 19, 2012
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