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loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself
dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody
by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013
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donkey cartel

a straight up nigga from out the 704.
yo my nigga donkey cartel is droppin the hottest mixtape of 2015. peep dat shit
by Worldwide Nigga April 5, 2016
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Son of a donkey

A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.
That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.
by CapnCole May 13, 2019
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holler donkey

A holler donkey is a person who is a dedicated asshole, that likes to do no work whatsoever. You'll know a holler donkey when you see one. When asked to work they will most likely wander off, hide in the woods, or even fall asleep in the back of the truck telling no-one where they went. Take caution when confronting a holler donkey, as they will be often hostile due to not wanting to work.
"You're such a holler donkey!"
"Try to actually do your work today, holler donkey."
by Mr. Jester December 2, 2016
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Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up
by goth coot September 24, 2020
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Glasgow donkey

When you're eating ass and they accidently donkey kick you while they cum
So I was about to blow my load and I totally Glasgow donkey'ed my girlfriend
by Glasgowcory March 3, 2017
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donkey booty

by good preson 123 April 21, 2021
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