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digger's fingers

the crusty,numb, or chalky feeling one gets after picking their nose too much.
Brad: Oh dude I am OWNING you in Call of duty right now.

Hank: Bro that's luck, i can barely hold my controller cuz i got digger's fingers

Brad: Oh yeah i saw you diggin' earlier.
by homerone August 3, 2010
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Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
by Lordkickass June 29, 2024
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Gold Digger

Gold diggers are usually blondes who use you for yo money bacically hoes like Audrey D
All she wants is my money what a gold digger
by Jaayayya January 14, 2018
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Bed-Digger

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.
"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."
by C L G May 7, 2018
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Show Digger

A girl (or Guy) who is dating (or just screwing) someone associated with the music business (DJ, Artist, Manager, Club Owner, etc) to get free access to shows. Similar to a Gold Digger, but based on concert access, not just money.
H: Did you see that hot chick with Steve?

N: Yeah, but she's just a show digger, she don't really like him.

H: Hmm, Maybe I can hit that next concert...
by RadioHitchHiker June 14, 2011
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Clam Diggers

A lot like its ugly cousin the camel toe and even uglier cousin the moose knuckle, Clam Diggers are any pants or shorts that are so tight they make a women's vagina look like the joint side of a clam.
"Look at that chick's pants, clam diggers aren't just short pants anymore "
by MKL100 July 2, 2017
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digger toe

The toe next to the big toe, between the big toe and middle toe.

Often becomes a hammer, mallet, or claw toe.

The digger toe is vital for planting and cutting in Sports.
My digger toe is longer than my big toe.
by PointSpecial6 November 28, 2024
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