burrito built whore

A whore that is built like a burrito

You are such a burrito built whore. You slut

by YalaskaFlowers May 10, 2018

Full Burrito Mode

Wrapping yourself in a burrito blanket as if you are a warm, toasty burrito from Zambrero resulting in the ultimate fusion of comfort and culinary delight.

Want to hang out today?
Sorry, a new season of Succession has just dropped and I'm going full burrito mode.

by GreenBurritoBandit July 16, 2023

Fishy bean burrito

When you put your testicles in a girl's ass and fuxk her pussy

I meet this freaking girl last night she got me to do the fishy bean burrito to her

by Only real homie July 16, 2021

Ohio Trash Burrito

When 4 guys go to a restaurant dumpster and randomly scoop out old food and place it in a burrito wrap. The men then masterbate over top of the burrito and the last person to cum on it must then eat the burrito while attempting to finish masterbating

Bobby had a premium 8 oz Ohio Trash Burrito last night and puked on his balls

by BC2806 March 14, 2019

Microwave Burrito Relationship

A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.

Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.

by itiod October 6, 2020

One Handed Burrito

Receiving a hand job from a taco bell employee

I went to taco bell and order the one handed burrito

by JDC171 August 19, 2016

hot cheeto burrito

When a guy says his dick burns

My penis burns

Oh you probably have a hot Cheeto burrito because of that female last night bro

by noveron August 26, 2017