Crust boat

A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).

Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.

Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.
Dude, want to go feed some ducks?

Hell's yeah son, I'm gonna break out a crust boat.
by the limey December 24, 2008
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row boat

A position in threesomes when a woman is lying on her back and each man uses one of the availble orifaces. Each man then has to move in unison as if they were in a row boat
I was very frustrated by the view when I got stuck in the back end of the row boat posution.
by Fhatman May 14, 2014
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boat cat

a fat fuzzy colored cat that looks like an exotic boat when its arms, tail and legs are under its body
Man look at that boat cat in the pet store!!!
by ahhhhh789 June 19, 2010
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Pizza Boat

You got it all wrong guys. Most amazing invention ever.
Bob: Hey lets get a pizza boat
Jimmy: :)))))))))))))))))
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booty boating

Jack comes up behind Sarah booty boating her bum.
by Sarah Jaidov November 17, 2013
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row boat

Raping a 400 pound woman from behind thus making her flailing arms appear like oars: big, meaty oars.
Boy #1: Hey lets go to the diabetic clinic and pole the row boat.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.

by pbrgirl September 23, 2005
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rock the boat

v. to get something going (to get the party started)
"Yeah can we rock the boat or something? This is taking forever!"
by dougie3 June 09, 2007
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