Fail Pail

When you fail but not so badly that it is kind of enough fail to fit in a pail (buckit)

1: Dude I tried to jump over that rail but I just banged my knee.

2:Wow. Fail Pail

by barrycloudferguson March 15, 2010

Failed abortion

A Failed abortion is something that happened to your mom you are the definition of this word

Wow that guy is a Failed abortion
you: cries internally

by BrettTEM May 20, 2019

fail sauce

Something said to someone who has made a bad joke or has done something so retarded that the fail at life.

Someone misses a game winning shot. You would scream FAIL SAUCE!!!

by Corwad November 8, 2007

Life Fail

Similar to epic fail, however a more monumental level of failure.

Kate: I walked into my door this morning, then into my roommate. Went to class, slipped on the ice, tripped getting off the bus. Got lunch and my pop exploded.

Jer: *glare*

Kate: I know, I know, fail!...

Jer: I wasn't going to say that...

Kate: What then?

Jer: LIFE FAIL!

by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009

LOL Fail

When a person has nothing better to say on msn or through text messaging so ends up repetitively using the world "LOL".

Suzy says:
HAHA
Josh says:
LOL
Suzy says:
hehe
Josh says:
LOL
lol
damn... LOL Fail

by Jimmy980 January 24, 2010

Epic Fail

To fail so badly it is impossible to live with the shame. People have known to use this term when a friend( or anybody for that instance ) fails so badly it is epic.

Guy: I just drove my car into a house!

Me: Why?

Guy: I was studieing the house.

Me: Epic Fail man, Epic fail...

by Guy.Mr.Person.Sir August 9, 2009

Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.

Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail

by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009