Keister Cake

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.

I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.

by kyljon November 29, 2009

cake squad

A group of people who are superior to others. They often find they're the smartest and best looking people when around other squads.

Girl 1: Did you see him? He's so hot

Girl 2: Yeah, he's totally in the cake squad

by everwinged December 1, 2015

Jesus cake

Something which tastes so freakin' good it must have been made by Jesus.

Tim: Wow. This food is great!

James: Yeah, I know. It must be a Jesus cake.

by am138 September 11, 2009

Cake Voice

A thick voice that sounds like the speaker has recently eaten an entire cake and still has a chunk of it lodged in their throat.

I was watching The Waterboy the other day, and man does that Captain Insano have a real Cake Voice

by TheCadaver June 21, 2010

anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

by MCPanda131 November 30, 2011

cake-sitting

the act of sitting on cakes for sexual pleasure

i like to cake sit because chocolate in my poontang is good

by number25 April 6, 2003

Yellow Cake

It can only be contained in a special CIA napkin.But you must pray to god you don't drop that shit.

Guy 1:I just got back from Africa,i brought back some yellow cake.

*GUY 1 DROPS CAKE*

Guy 2:OH SHI-

by Rick Garcia March 7, 2007