tea pot 

When a male dips his nuts in the vagina while masturbating and the shoots his load on the girls face like steam coming out the tea pot

Dude I did the tea pot to my girl friend last night

tea pot by mreps1983 February 18, 2011

tea party

weed smokeout. Associated terms include "tea kettle" for bong, "tea leaves" for weed, and "brewing" for smoking.

"shit son, let's have a tea party"
"don't bogart that tea"
"Son, what did you do today? I went to a tea party and was brewing some tea leaves with my friends"

tea party by Juan Campos April 28, 2008

Tea Sipper 

Used by Texas A&M students to refer to University of Texas students and indicating lack of ability in handling their alcohol consumption.

What does a tea sipper call an Aggie after graduation?

Boss.

Tea Sipper by sadibo May 18, 2011

tea bitch 

Person, or persons(tea bitches) that have been frequently tea bagged(see tea bag).

Yeah, I tea bagged him three times yesterday, the tea bitch.

tea bitch by Matney July 20, 2006

tea bag 

dropping your sack down onto something, usually a nose or a mouth

Look! Normile is sleeping, and my sack is extra smelly! I'm going to tea bag him right across the nose!!

tea bag by Jambe Foulquinox March 6, 2003

tea-bag 

verb - An April 15 nationwide protest against President Obama heavily promoted by Fox News and largly restricted to small gatherings of angry white conservatives; the sponsors and participants presumably intended the term to be suggestive of the Boston Tea Party and appear to have been unaware that it also has a sexual meaning.

"I'm gonna tea-bag Obama before he tea-bags me and takes my gun away!"

tea-bag by Wordsmith, Esq. April 16, 2009

tea cosy 

1. Someone who wears a beanie on their head.

2. See also: beanie

Dats a nice tea cosy ya got, man!

tea cosy by Johnny Virtual November 3, 2006