Graggle Simpson

A member of the Simpson family that supposedly had existed, but was made up for a fake Mandela effect meme.

"Hey, remember Graggle Simpson?"
"No?"
"Weird, I remember them!"
"You must be tripping lol"

by Corgimations June 3, 2022

Player's sympathy

An act of sympathy when a person that is winning by a great margin in a sports or other competitive activity "goes easy" to lessen the embarrassment or pain of the losing person(s).

Drew was winning 56-0 against Bill in Madden, so he showed Player's sympathy by easing up on coverage so that Bill could get on the board.

by rinktolink October 2, 2011

Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them

Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

by Manchildidiot1111 November 15, 2021

jessica simpson

A extremely suggestive Bimbo who pretends to be a good Christian

Jessica Simpson was good enough a Christian to say so on SIN H1 and SIN TV and good enough a Christian to supporte George W Bush yet she couldnt find anything in the Bible that would convinve her to give one cent to tsunami relief

by ROB January 16, 2005

Sympathy Slam

To perform the act of sex with a person as a sympathetic gesture, for reasons of either unattractiveness, or to break a plutonic relationship to make the other person feel better.

Sympathy slam?

by Carlo Von Sexron the Third June 5, 2010

penis symphony

The explosion of jizz which creates a distinct noise, sounding very much like the section of trumpets playing in a marching band.

Last night, after Henrieta gave Chaz a vigourous BJ, the penis symphony exploded in a mass hysteria of snaps, clicks, and squishes.

by ToquitoSSSSS! December 7, 2007

jessica simpson

Only loved by her parents because of her looks. Her dad only cares that she has double D's! Skank and the stupidest person on the face of the earth, no lie! She mooches off everyone she can because she couldn't sell enough records. Can someone please tell me why she still gets to go to award shows?!?

Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)

Your so Jessica Simpson!

by dontaskme December 8, 2007