Automatic Light Switches

Something you install in your house if you want your life to be harder.

Fuck, my wife just installed automatic light switches.

by The Pandalorian January 27, 2020

The Light Switch Bitch

TLSB is basically a female that makes you think and feel as if they care about you, and as you get to know them they switch up on you for no reason, and leave without explanation. ...how rude...what a Light switch Bitch (TLSB for short)

The Light Switch Bitch TLSB for short is a female who switches up on you out of no where...

Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”

Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time”

You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”

by Twitch: TTVDeepReef February 24, 2021

The Wichita Switcheroo

When a straight man initiates a sexual encounter with a gay man.

"I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."

by William T. Brasky April 21, 2021

The Light Switch

David, David really switched up when he moved to Orlando. He really hasn't been the same person since. That man switched up so hard we call him The Light Switch.

We call David The Light Switch because he moved to Orlando and became a whole different person.

by HGILLIS October 29, 2021

red roof switcheroo

The act, known as the "Red Roof Switcheroo" but often shortened to just "Switcheroo," is a playful and mischievous action that originated in a hotel establishment and has since spread to various accommodations. This cheeky maneuver involves booking a room with two beds, designating one bed exclusively for romantic escapades or personal exploration and the other strictly for restful slumber. The purpose of the Switcheroo is to maintain the illusion of an undisturbed sleep environment while still indulging in amorous adventures or self-discovery. Though its origins can be traced back to the Red Roof Inn, this whimsical act has transcended its initial location, becoming a lighthearted and unconventional practice enjoyed not only by couples looking to add a touch of novelty to their hotel stays but also by individuals seeking a unique experience of personal exploration.

Booked a double queen room instead of a king bed so I could red roof switcheroo. Going to have fun in one and sleep in the other.

by Thegrinch969 March 30, 2023

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme

When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.

"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"

by SpikingThePuns July 1, 2016

switch lanes

a guy putting his dick in a girls vagina then immediately putting it into her ass and switching back and forth periodically like so.

guy: bitch you got a nice pussy but ive been drivin it crazy for so long i want to switch lanes

by roxy rodgers November 19, 2013