stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Uncle stroking

Uncle Stroking is a masturbation technique in which you turn your hand upside down before stroking so that your thumb and index finger are closest to your willy. This is said to increase sexual stamina and libido.

Yeah as soon as I started uncle stroking I was able to fuck her all night like the little princess she is

by Aceman3000 May 15, 2024

Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other

Want to go with me and John to the bathroom to Lamp Stroke?

by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024

pop stroke

When you go into a bathroom stall at an airport to rub one out before a flight.

Man, I had to go into the bathroom at Love Field for a pop stroke.

by Reddon27 December 2, 2023

happy stroke

An event when you wheeze out in laughter and inhale back in so intensely that it resembles a stroke or a seizure.

Sam: *starts laughing insanely hard*
Pam: Oh my god, Sam! Are you okay?
Cam: Call an ambulance! Sam had a seizure!
Sam: *wheezes out* "No, it's a-" *wheezes* "happy stroke!"

by Tucosifo June 1, 2020

Daddy Stroke

Daddy Stroke = When a man is able to tap that ass with the simultaneous combination of timing, depth, location, speed, and pressure to create the perfect "stroke" (inserting penis in and out of vagina) that makes a woman's eyes roll back, her toes curl, and bust massive cum squirts resulting in shivering disgust knowing she is now owned by The D.

TLDR: The perfect sexual stroke that makes a women cum like no other and they become addicts of The D.

"I was with Chad last week and the sex was so so with his 5 min jackhammer, but last night I was with Jose and that boy drained my pussy with his daddy strokes all night long."

"Mmmm girl I'm telling you once he finds that spot with his daddy strokes and makes me cum a river, if he told me to put on a clown suit and hang upside from the ceiling I'd do that shit..."

"This mothafucka got me all fucked up with those daddy strokes of his, I try to ignore him but he fuck so goood! He got good dickl"

by Veepher September 7, 2020