Stoked

Means excited for an upcoming event.

I'm "stoked" for this walk.

by FontE November 5, 2003

stoked

must be used by all pro surfers when describing how pumped they are after a win

oh...im just so stoked!

by em April 23, 2003

The Strokes

One of the most overrated bands ever.

Why be original when we can sound like 30 year old crusty garage rock?! Yaaaaayyyy!!!

by Salient Alien August 30, 2005

different strokes

the theme song to r.a's life

it takes different strokes

by basineass September 20, 2003

stokedafyd

to be more than stoked

dude im so stokedafyd i won the million bucks.

by nick87 November 10, 2007

Stroke report

A report on how stroke-worthy something is, almost exclusively something of a pornographic nature.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.

My buddy saw that porno, his stroke report wasn't great. He said the scenes didn't have much stroke value.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.

by ArtoDelFunko May 9, 2009

stroke my nerd

The ability to communicate information, usually of a technical nature, in a way that is entertaining and compelling. Salespeople are usually socially oriented, but lack the ability to speak intelligently about advanced technology. Engineers are technically capable, but classically lack communication or social skills. Someone who can 'stroke my nerd' is a contradictory combination of both.

That data center salesperson really knew how to stroke my nerd. Listening to her talk about those connection specs really gave me a brain boner, but those rackmounts gave me a full on nerdgasm.

by CAShooter April 19, 2011