Super Straight

A self-employed term used by individuals who have never felt the loving touch of another individual.

The Super Straights are here to cry oppression

by Soupy McSoupbowl March 8, 2021

super straight

Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!

They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.

Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-

by Lof1 October 19, 2022

Throwin' Straights

To punch someone square in the fucking face as hard as god will allow

That trick came to the club talkin all kindsa noise so BIG ROB startin throwin' straights at his ass n the parkin lot.

by Robby Walker September 21, 2005

straight as a circle

anyone whom simply doesn't consider themselves straight

Ignorant homophobe: You're straight-
Homoromantic heteroflexible: STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE.

by suck_my_d33 June 26, 2021

straight whisperer

A gay man who can speak to a straight man about his attraction to said straight man without spooking him, causing him to flee.

"Jon always seems to be surrounded by hot straight guys. He's a real straight whisperer."

by straightwhisperer March 24, 2010

straight bugging

so fucked up your jus vibing with your boys

yo that bitch is straight bugging

I’m straight bugging rn

by mandy v September 10, 2018

Super straight

A phrase straight people came up with for attention.

Tf is “super straight”?
Idk, the breeders just don’t know when to stop

by juneau_ March 7, 2021