mom steak

A MILF with money.

I am tired of dealing with these broke chicks, so I finay got myself a mom steak.

by Mikadocious March 20, 2019

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Steak Sauce a-la-from

That good good dish consisting of steak sauce, Hellman’s mayonnaise, peanut butter, and anchovies.

As the supreme leader of North Korea was about to execute me, he asked what I would like for my last meal.

I of course requested the Steak Sauce a-la-from.

by Seams July 4, 2023

mom steak

A (typically) human placenta that is eaten for the abundance of vitamins that they contain.

"Right after bae had the baby, I wolfed down that mom steak and I'm feelin fly."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

Steak sandwichy

Farting the smell of a freshly cooked steak sandwich

“Hey undies get a whiff of this”
“That smells a bit steak sandwichy”

by Fartergilbert January 15, 2023

as rare as a steak

Fine piece of ass

Oh my she is as rare as a steak lad

by Bigboy.com September 28, 2017

donkey steak

Something that @mrtempestilence claims is a type of food, but is a sex position where you place your dick in a donkey and use it's butt as a dinner plate whilst eating.

I just had a delicious donkey steak, dude!

by Sodap0ps April 18, 2018