dirt squeege

A person who will always inconvenience you.

Erik wants me to drive him to work. He is a dirt Squeege!

by Truthteller2016politics November 20, 2020

Peenar Squeenar

An Ice breaker used in uncomfortable situations.

Me: Peenar Squeenar.
Them: what does that even mean?
Me: Wanna know what Peenar Squeenar means?

by Clinical Fuckup February 27, 2021

Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.

Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.

by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021

Hot Squeegee

When you cum on your girls face, and then rub it in with your duck.

“And the he gave me a hot squeegee like I was a fucking car!!”

by Shnizz Bizzler March 2, 2022

Lil squeegee

Definitely a goat, only ones named Cameron can have this name.

Yo, it's Lil squeegee!

by Lil squeegee July 16, 2022

Siberian Squeegee

When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.

I didn't know Dave had a kid. Yeah man, that ho Felicia trapped him using the Siberian Squeegee.

by IgotGOT July 30, 2022

DG Squeegee

When someone’s wife works at the dollar general and her pussy is on clearance. So you hit it unprotected and wipe all your nut on her clothes before you send her home with a belly full of nut butter.

Guy 1:”Man Josh’s ole lady don’t know it, but I did the DG Squeegee on her last night.”

Guy 2:”Shit I did it to her last week!”

Guy 3:”Man y’all nasty, I used a condom.”

by DG Master September 13, 2022