Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Split finger fastball

When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out

I gave this girl a split finger fastball and after three strikes she was out

by DeRayLa June 16, 2022

Split gate

a slang for defloration

"Do you jack off to split gate hentai?"
"the game has hentai?"
"no, split gate, it has a space in the middle, its a slang for defloration"
"what"

by itchywetscrotum March 11, 2022

Banana Split

When you are have sex with a woman and you spread her legs, put your dick in her vagina and stick a banana in her ass.

“Omg Rebecca, I heard that you and Chad did a banana split last night, you a fucking freak!”

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

Split Bricks

Wen You Finna Straight Hood In The Streets It Get Too Surreal And Oblique All In All Shock Of Disbelief, Feeling Of Casualty Agony, Thoughts Of Atrocious Animosity, and “I Love Yous”. Is Just A Nice Way Of Saying ShutUp. Reoccurring Memories Of Child Abuse. Too Much To Soak in The Process of a Living Fantasy; Nightmare When You Still wake Of No Sleep, Invalid Intolerance Then Seeing Shadowy Figures Wen The Lights Be Off NGL No Cap (FR) FR (For Real)

Buddy Boi: Ayye Bro Was Up You Straight Gotta Talk A Few Dem Circles?

That Guy: Naw Man These Split Bricks Finna Jabbin At Me Again. Got Me Trippin Up My Conscience Like, I Have 2 Scenarios 1 of My Expectation what I want Then the other 1 Reality Check where I gotta glimpse at a near day déjà vu But From Tomorrow. Gettin Ready To Finna Split The Bricks In half so it can be gone DidDone Delt Wit Finna My Heart in my stomach of Guilt But What I Do. It Like Off All The People I Met Where I Met It altered. Then I Be Half Asleep I see my room On the left then a cousins room on the right Then I walk into a wall.

Buddy Boi: Bummer

by Pyre No Chill October 19, 2020