Croch Sniff

1.A person who is in other peoples business constantly with no real constructive or useful input.

2.An annoying person who is constantly up your ass or croch.

3. A person who always asks questions that aren't their business.

" Man that guy is always up my ass, what a croch sniff"

by Jamie Kae May 12, 2009

coke sniffles

What you get when your sniffles are so bad it sounds like you've been snorting crack for the last 10 years.

"*SNIFF*"
"Dude, what's wrong with you? You've been doing that for the last twenty minutes"
"I'm sorry man, *SNIFF* I've got the coke sniffles."

by wongabird December 3, 2009

fluff-sniffer

A paedophile, either in thought or deed.

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer

A hariry guy that likes to guzzle cum and smell twats.

Hey man did you hear about that guy on the new?

-What guy?

The one about the Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer . . .

-O yahhhh! i heard about him.

by Bobby BiGGGER Dick August 4, 2009

Panty sniffer

A man who cannot be trusted around worn panties. He has an uncontrollable urge to wear them on his face causing him to look like Spider-Man. A panty sniffers name is often Danny.

Danny enjoys being a dirty panty sniffer and looks like Spider-Man when he wears them on his face.

by Wintertime79 February 10, 2017

chair-sniffer

noun: slang term for a heterosexual male. Oversexed hetersexual man. Pervert.

Last night five women caught and castrated a stupid chair-sniffer.

by Adidasrob May 24, 2006

hair sniffer

An accusation configured for a man who has done nothing unscrupulous and who happens to be capable of snatching the Presidency from the Moron in Chief.

That Joe Biden is a real bad hair sniffer.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019