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Douche A Snack

The act of asking for a snack from a friend's house when you repeatedly eat food from their kitchen throughout the week. You feel like a total douche eating their food, but hey, you're freaking starving!
Guest- "Hey guys do you mind if I Douche A Snack?"

Home Dwellers- "Huugghh yeah sure..."
by Jenkins Mcdouche September 19, 2009
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swamp donkey smackdown

A female sporting event, usually, held on Saturday nights (to be announced) at a variety of locations (typically bars and night clubs). Although, most picture an over-weight foul smelling predator of a female; these Swamp Donkeys are not your typical breed. These are a whole new breed of Swamp Donkey. Our Swamp Donks' are smokin' hot women which any, potential, Swamp Wrangler would gladly have prey upon them.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding, oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one carrot per round. At the end of each round, the Donkey in possession of the carrot will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to break a tied match.

The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.

So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp Donkey Smackdown.
I got smacked at the Swamp Donkey Smackdown and liked it.
by heather in the 760 June 1, 2010
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Snack

Adj. Cool, awesome, tight.

Noun. The supreme, the ultimate. The real stuff.
Adj.
Dude, that was a hecka snack game!!
A is WAY snacker than B.
Man we the snackest kids in school.

Noun.
He thinks he's the snack, but everyone knows he got no friends.
Hey this music is the snack.
by j wo June 26, 2006
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Snacker

Look at that snacker over there eating the French fries, he’s making his own gravy.
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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I Could Use With A Snack

What one might say when every one else is eating, but you have no food. so u want someone else to get the hint and buy you a snack.
GUY: Hey chuck gimme some food!
Chuck: NO!!!
GUY: O man I could use with a snack
by gastaftor May 16, 2008
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Snack Pack

A perfectly sized plastic container filled with pudding, which is available in a large selection of flavors.
"That bitch is tripping, she can't have a Snack Pack of mine."
by Bobby Cemprola February 19, 2003
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Snacker

A person who is a fan or groupie of the band named "SNACK".
"Wow, there where a lot of SNACKERS at the SNACK show last night!"

"I will always be a SNACKER... cause I'm a SNACK groupie for life!"
by snackdave January 26, 2009
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