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golden scorpion

an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.
Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.
by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017
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Urban Scorpion

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.
Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"
by dopelesshopefiend August 27, 2017
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Butt smore

Cum on a girl ass crack with shit in it
I gave a girl a butt smore last night
by Sinmaster99 May 21, 2018
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Jersey Smore

When a girl wipes back to front and smooshes it around.
I tried to go down on my girl, but she was serving up a Jersey Smore and I wasn't having it.
by no_im_bryna January 27, 2019
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Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea
I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion
by EmeraldDoor October 3, 2020
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Lady Scorpion

Jerry is a person of justice, righteousness, and liberty.
What does Scorpion mean? A venomous, evil animal that hunts and kills prey alive.
do you want a wicked, evil SCORPION killing you?
or do you want the package, the Jerry, the justice, the liberty, and the PEACE.
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Lady Scorpion is not.
by JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE January 25, 2022
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are scorpios sexy

Yes obviously the most fucking sexy zodiac that looks like legit fire with there massive tits and big mommy miller’s
Wow what an amazing are scorpios sexy
by Brian the hottie December 20, 2021
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