Smudgel

When your wife sneaks in and breaths on your neck while tickling you. While make a kid voice.

My wife smudgels me when I'm trying to watch tv.

by Canmar12 August 29, 2018

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Slodge

The smelly, sticky, gooey, dirty, distinctive smelling, esturine mangrove mud, that settles, tidal layer by tidal layer, inside an abandoned boat wreck.

The slodge adhered to him tenaciously, and it's distinctive smell lingered long after he had left the wreck.

by Lipharam March 4, 2019

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Slurger

When you order a burger, and it comes out burnt to shit.

This slurger tastes like a granny's asshole on a lazy Sunday! 😖

by Clemon2589 July 3, 2019

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Smudge Campaign

The passive-aggressive equivalent of a smear campaign.

The arseholes at The Washington Compost said I like mojitos. Now everyone is going to have a slightly lesser opinion of me. God damn smudge campaign, is what it is.

by ShittingWithShapiro March 25, 2019

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