Pastime of intellectually-challenged youngsters from the 'street'. In large groups, they wander the realms of public transport, slapping the faces of unsuspecting members of the public and recording it for posterity on their camera-phones to show to their mates at 'skool'. They are usually black in colour, and under the delusion that they are the miniature London version of the US rapper 50 cent. Laughingly calling themselves G-Unit, or Terror Squad, they pounce without warning.
Try to arm yourself in anticipation of such an attack while travelling on any kind of public transport, and if you are unfortunate enough to be targeted by these ignorant morons, try and kill at least one of them in order to cleanse the human race.
by spade January 18, 2005
Get the happy slappingmug. The act of ejaculating on a sex partner's face, and then delivering a hard open handed slap to that area of the face, with the intention of the fluid splattering over a wider area.
by BAMF.com April 26, 2003
Get the cum slapmug. verb: to slap someone with a penis especially given when a person is acting stupid; very harsh action, if you have recieved a dong slap, you are a to be considered the lowest form of organisms
Joel got dong slapped by Landon for being such a fag
Dude, you should dong slap that fool driving his lifted 2WD Ford Ranger.
Dude, you should dong slap that fool driving his lifted 2WD Ford Ranger.
by Nate Dogg February 27, 2004
Get the Dong Slapmug. Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.
for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.
fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)
We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.
fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)
We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
by Critically insane March 1, 2010
Get the Slap the goonmug. when a man still has some cum on the end of his dick and slaps a girl in the face with it, leaving a paint-like smear on her face
by Crushtheworld November 24, 2006
Get the Paintbrush Slapmug. When a man inserts his penis into the rectum of another gentleman, the two scrotums (scrota?) come into contact. As the intercourse intensifies, the scrotums will make a distinctive slapping sound. Umm, at least that's what I've heard. I read about it once, honestly.
by Trevor Alexander July 27, 2004
Get the Slapping scrotumsmug. by Yeahhhh Biiiidddddd November 21, 2010
Get the Bertha Slapmug.