skeet willy

when you give a girl a wet willy, but with skeet instead of spit. Or when you ejaculate in the girls ear and rub it around in her ear with your finger.

I gave your mom a skeet willy in her ear and she needed a whole box of q-tips to clean it out.

by C Dubss September 8, 2006

beat it and skeet

The act of fucking someone but have no intentions of a relationship

Paul only used ole girl to beat it and skeet.

by 😎🅿️💦 January 4, 2017

skeet sesh

To skeet profusely in or on a woman, in a large group, most likely with the homies.

"Yo we had a mad skeet sesh on that ho last night."
-"Word"

by Scott Bod January 1, 2008

skeet bananas

v. to drop banana items in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on them and skid out

Scott: (belligerently) "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah baby, I skeeted bananas all over that sharp turn."

Toby: "Adam, quick! Skeet bananas on that Koopa Troopa ramp! Don't let Steve get the shortcut!"
Adam: "Fuck! He got through it already! Now the Effect is on."

by Railsplitter December 24, 2008

Boom-Skeet

-To have a one pump sexual intercourse, but after that ppump, you ejaculate.
-To pump one time during sex to then be finished, done, or to have ejaculated.
-To not think a girl is good in bed, so you pump in once, then to just say you're done.
-To have sexual intercourse with a female that isn't good looking, so you stick it in, to quickly pull it out and say that you have ejaculated.

John: Harry didn't get any ass last night.

Richard: He got with this one girl, she wasn't very pretty so he just boom-skeeted.

by ZaneH October 12, 2005

Skeet Whore

A whore who you can skeet in, on, in the hair, or near.

Katie North is a Skeet whore.

by brian howkingskgly8893 March 7, 2009

skeet tea

Iced tea that contains sperm.

Dude, why did you piss the waitress off? Your going to have some skeet tea!

by Doug Fizzle July 23, 2007