Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024

Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth

ur a simon

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024

se simone

French for masturbate

Il a trop envie d'se simone

by gvny February 6, 2024

se simoner

French for masturbating yourself

Il a trop envie d'se simoner

by gvny February 6, 2024

Simon

A guy that really like snails and is really nice to everyone around them.

Guy 1 - Hey, hqve you seen that guy Simon?
Guy 2 - Yeah! Hes amazing to talk to!

by FRYS02 May 4, 2023

Simon

A name for a guy who thinks he’s more beautiful than he actually is and likes to show it off.

“Have you seen this new boy with all these filters on TiKTok yet?”
“Yeah, he’s such a Simon.”

by simonneb December 2, 2022

Simon

The real and true name of the Bos Taurus species, often wrongfully called "Cows"

Look at that Simon out in the field eating grass

by JasminePersia December 12, 2022