When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.
" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.
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Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?
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Get the Brick Shoes mug.A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
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Get the whippoorwill's-shoes mug.Van a boys name, a good friend you can ever have, he can be rude as a joke but it can make you happy, he likes bunnies, dogs etc. ! He's very a humble person, you can count on him anytime, and can comfort you well, he's a also a hard working person he always think about his studies, He's intelligent, honest, and a lovely person, we believe Van is his problems, and he believes in us too
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