David Shibley

A true gentleman

Teacher: How do you spell gentleman?
David Shibley: G E N T L E M A N
Class: S H I B L E Y

by WorldWarMogSoldier March 18, 2026

,”, (Vampire Smiley Face)

,”, A vampire smiley face is made of one comma, one quotation mark, and one final comma. No spaces. ,”,

1. ,”, Happy Halloween!

2. ,”, (Vampire Smiley Face) is great!

by CastIronHex August 24, 2025

ridiculously oversized smiley

A facebook smiley that is clearly ridiculous and unnecessarily oversized; usually required when #TOGM is in full effect.

That called for a ridiculously oversized smiley.

by ryzyn June 11, 2014

Shooting a smiley

A female ejaculation, squirting like a wild cat, preferably on a males smiling face!

Feisty cried out with passionate gasps while shooting a smiley all over the handsome face of her current beau.

by feistynaughty October 14, 2017

the ooh shiney disease

You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.

She has the ooh shiney disease because she seen it sparkle.

by Naynau February 21, 2018

Shler/Shlim/Shley

Easier way for people to say they’re non-binary.

Jayden:”Can I go to my friends house?You’ve met them” Ashley:”Who’s them?” Jayden:”Alex. They are nonbinary.” Ashley: “So, shler/shlim/shley.” Jayden: “exactly.”

by UncleMoeLest March 23, 2020

four handed smiley

getting a hand job from four paraplegics.

My support group gave me a four handed smiley after I spoke about my problems today.

by hoooheeehooo January 27, 2022