Sebastian

A big dumb idiot who consistently passes out while looking at girls

Sebastian was looking at that girl again.

by Anonymous1235785 April 23, 2019

sebastian

a skinny legend that looks gay on Instagram and irl. your friends will make fun of you every time they ask "so whos ur closest friend" because of how undeniably gay he looks on instagram, but as it turns out hes literally bi. aside from that, hes a great listener except for when hes high, otherwise hell tell you to stop "plastering your pussy on the sidewalk" every time you complain about the next shitty man that comes in ur life. sebastian is an absolute tennis pro but he built like a pasta noodle LOL. when he was in sixth grade, his voice made him sound like a squirrel and he found humor in hitting girls with lunchboxes. after he suffered a major breakup a few months ago, he went on a "spiritual journey" and turned into a twink. as the saying goes, men are either good at bowling or can figure out where the clitoris is first try. sebastian is good at bowling. to continue with more negative things about this man, his room is almost never clean and he thinks its funny to act like a sarcastic little bitch. on a positive note, sebastian does smell amazing, and hes a good cook. he also plays electric guitar and has good music taste. although his clitoris finding skills are ass, his head game is on point. this man will devour pussy like its his last meal. in conclusion, anyone would be lucky to have sebastian in their life, and having him in my life is a privilege. this man makes me the happiest girl in the world every time im with him, and i love him to the moon and saturn. <3

"so whos ur best friend??"
"oh his name is sebastian"
*pulls up instagram*

"OMFG HES SO GAY LMAOOOO"

by speaknowstan89 November 22, 2021

Sebastian

That one kid with a mustache in year 7
the mustache is thicc and lucious

sebastian: **mustache noises**

by kqi walliams October 26, 2022

Sebastian

A young male who is usually an aspiring project manager, however continuously falls under the addiction of Tetris while working. Usually is always down to the last straw, but always ends up finding another one under his desk. With a switch dock.

Sebastian is hard at work.

by FullTimeEmployee January 24, 2024

Sebastian

Always has a hard fit

Person 1: “Did you see Sebastian the other day?”
Person 2: “No, was his fit hard?”
Person 1: “No”
Person 2: “Then it wasn’t him”

by LeCap March 21, 2024

Sebastian

Sebastian Is A Retarded Piece Of Shit Who Likes To Make Your Mom Jokes That Are Not Funny At All

Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass

Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You

by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021

Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."

Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!

by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024