JR's Scale

JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.

Damn bro look, she scores crazy high on my JR's scale.

by Jayd3n. May 12, 2022

American Awesomeness Scale

The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.

On the American Awesomeness scale, The Declaration of Independence is a 10.

by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023

Joel Overall Scale

A popular critic scale among food connoisseurs. The Joel Overall Scale (JOS) is a scale from 1 to 10 giving an indication of a restaurants overall rating taking into account the time taken for the meal to arrive using the Nino Time Scale (NTS) and the flavour of the food provided using the Corky Pizza Scale (CPS). Both the NTS and CPS are scales from 1 to 10 and the JOS is found by finding the median average of the two.

I give that lasagne a 8/10 on the CPS but only a 4/10 on the NTS. I guess that leaves us with a 6/10 on the Joel Overall Scale.

by Corky444 June 30, 2023

Rape Scale

A scale from 1-10 for how hard someone is raping.

The Detroit Red Wings hit an 11 on the rape scale when they played the Pittsburgh Penguins.

by BDeezyC June 6, 2009

Scalded

1. when someone has burned (smoked) so much that they are so high they can't function; passed baked.

We smoked 4 blunts and got straight scalded.

by ab-easy December 3, 2010

scaled

A word used to describe a small, slight person who stays inside all day.

Dam, that Patrick guy is scaled.

by kangaruse December 17, 2012

Scale of Dinosaurs

Naming how awesome something is by akinning it to a dinosaur

Aww what George is like a deinonychus on the scale of dinosaurs

by funking re-re April 2, 2016