Rule 11

Don’t be a bitch

Guy1: let’s go cliff jumping dude

Guy2: idk man that sounds scary

Guy2: rule 11, dude

by @UrDadsHouse April 12, 2022

the only rule

If it can be taken advantage of, it will be taken advantage of.

The only reason that people get caught for insider trading is the only Rule.

by Semsolk December 8, 2017

85% rule

When someone fails to understand the essential part of the statement (misses the point) and rather points out an error in that statement.

Intervention: *Trying to get through to Timmy that family is everything, and you need them.
Fam: Back when QweZey was in trouble with the law, he came to us for help. Not his boy Alex, us his family. When shit goes down TImmy, remember family is everything.
Qwezey: I actually did call him, but you guys got to me first.
Fam:*glare- *85% Rule bruh, 85% rule

by linear_terms January 28, 2019

Rule 91

If a trap remix of a song does not exist, make one. See Rule 90

Dude 1: "Hey there's no trap remix of this song!"
Dude 2: "Rule 91 dude."
Dude 1: "I should get to work then."

by Intergalactic crackwhore July 9, 2020

Girlfriend rule

What ever your girl friend says is law. She has veto power.

Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”

by Candace2332 July 9, 2018

rule 311

when you hear a 311 song and have to sing it out loud and dance while toking a bong!

ah shit its rule 311 love this song hand me the bong!

by yortrobatj February 16, 2014

rule 6383

in which you swich genders every 83 seconds

bro 1: why can't u stop switching genders every 83 seconds
bro 2: BECAUSE OF THE RULE 6383

by vicxkellin July 19, 2018