A slutty ass bitch that runs around sucking ever dick with a lil'Devil lettuce in his pocket. - a chick that has swallowed so many loads she belch's n purps cum bubble's
Shannon gave me some head then burnt all my icky sticky then that cum burpping road whore grabbed my beer and bounced!
by Donkey Barn's April 14, 2017
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"Do you know why im stopping you today sir?"
"Im on state bridge road, this route was my first mistake."
"Im on state bridge road, this route was my first mistake."
by FERG April 3, 2019
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When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing, the blues
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing, the blues
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
by xXMrSoftBoiXx November 14, 2019
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by Hmm.zzz May 6, 2020
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Get the cum sucking road whore mug.A young individual (7-29) who thinks they are "solid". This person usually smokes while they are underage and have been expelled from multiple schools.
by DaSlothGod June 4, 2016
Get the Roadman mug.A piece first written in April 20, 1969 by Beethoven after he took a picture of the very first black hole. Martin Luther King Jr. found the picture to be very racist, so he forced Beethoven to add rap lyrics in order to be saved from Antman going into his black hole.
Girl: “Hey, what’s that song where the farmer and the rapper make a collab”
Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”
Girl: “Oh my god, yes”
Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”
Girl: “Oh my god, yes”
by Johhnzzy April 11, 2019
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