Redneck Blumpkin

An even grosser twist on the blumpkin that I randomly thought of one day. It is when a girl performs a blumpkin on a guy when he is shitting in a port-o-potty/port-o-john. Rumored to happen at the most redneck of places such as county fairs, nascar races and tractor pulls.

Mary-Sue gave Billy-Bob a redneck blumpkin at the tractor pull. This caused all Billy-Bob's friends to immediately become jealous and wish they could get one too. Billy-Bob was later quoted as saying "I'm gonna marry that girl one day".

by Ryan E from Sci-town August 18, 2010

redneck intermediary

A person who acts as a go-between when non-rednecks need to interface with rednecks. A redneck intermediary is often sought for car repair for example.

Dude, you don't want to spend $2000 to have your transmission fixed. Find a redneck intermediary and he'll hook you up.

by hesher47581 January 8, 2009

Redneck bidet

When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you

Joe Bill ran out of toilet paper so he used the redneck bidet instead

by Beastcheta September 18, 2019

Redneck Vasectomy

A man that is of little intelligence and a possible inbreeding that has had his privates burned, kicked or other possible non surgical procedures that has rendered him either sterile or severely damaged his sperm.

I had a Redneck Vasectomy, no need for no fancy doctors.

by Clarkiecat1003 December 2, 2010

Redneck Bonsai

N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.

My father hit the Colorado Blue Spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.

by Tesla'sballs May 4, 2011

redneck gang

A group of white trailer park men with shotguns who find gangs with black people and shoot them dead

Redneck1- i'ma kill that summbitch with ma' good ol' double barrel.
Redneck2- I got a new shotgun that can hold twice as many shells, so more blacks dead faster!
Redneck1- this here redneck gang is gonna kill a lot of people, and get even more drunk! Then when we're done a-killin' i'ma get me someHaggis!

by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017

Lipstick Redneck

A redneck that dresses preppy and always looks pretty.

John's your typical lipstick redneck, he's got his nice polo on with his wranglers today on his way to Abercrombie but, not before a stop at the local gun range/ bait and tackle store.

by Beatrice Sixtynine. November 3, 2009