pube shitter

someone who eats pubes and shits them out

your mother is such a pube shitter

by manbearpigBruno May 16, 2010

party pube

(noun.) Party pubes (plu.) or party pube (sing.) is the name given to someone who likes to have their pubes dyed all different colours. Known only by the people who have seen the individual's pubes, this phrase is best kept amongst friends.

'Yeah, Kym is a party pube. Her genitals are the colours of the rainbow.'

by Sallnat October 30, 2007

arse pube

a pube that is situated around the anal hole

omg you fuckin arse pube

by rach 1111111 May 27, 2008

Spider Pubes

fucking long pubes that are always spread out and uncontrolable

That Vegan girl had spider pubes, it turned me off

by Neb Yenoc December 23, 2008

Pube Tarts

A game that has the following rules:

1. Crumble two Pop Tarts (One wrapper) into your pubes while still wearing pants.

2. Go up to a stranger or friend and pop open your pants while shouting "PUBE TARTS!"

3. The stranger or friend now has 1 minute to eat all the pop tart crumbs on the floor.

4. If he or she fails to eat all the crumbs in the time allotted, they must eat your pube hairs.

Reza: Hey, what should we do with these extra pop tarts?

Bobak: Let's just jizz on them and give them to blind people.

Blake: No, I got a better idea let's play a little game of pube tarts.

Reza: Oh shit dog, that'd be so funny. My pubes are begging to be chomped on.

by DavidEKelly September 30, 2010

Witch Pube

Male witch who know all. Loves Dungeon & Dragons. May be gay. Might be named Ron. Presents with mullet and wears fanny pack. All during work hours

Is Witch Pube on the internet at work again?

by Witch pube hater August 11, 2008

matted pubes

when the hair around the vagina is nappy and knotted up

eww man that girl had matted pubes when i touched her

by missmomma March 13, 2010