Poser

Incorrect spelling of the word "posuer", mainly used by morons and 7th graders.

Dave: "Steve is such a poser."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."

by Lauco July 27, 2016

Poser

Someone who tries to take someone else's entire life.

The poser assassinated Jesse then tried to become the next Jesse after his death.

by Solid Mantis January 1, 2021

Poser Poster

People who reshare your facebook post but did not acknowledge it by liking it

I have a friend, he is a poser poster. He keeps resharing my posts on Facebook because they are good but has never "Liked" it out of decent courtesy.

by Dribee December 7, 2017

poser

Mark B likes men

Mark B is a poser

by urmom3 October 8, 2021

Poser

Someone that tries to make himself/herself look subserviant or put upon to a wide audience/crowd (for the image he/she wants to show publicly to gain an army that will combat an enemy), even though behind the scenes a lot of people in their life have done a lot of things for them without having gotten paid or credited for, and haven't asked to get paid or credited for.

He/she lived his/her life as a poser and a coward, and would even admit to being a coward when a large crowd wasn't around since it wasn't an incriminating thing to say about himself/herself, but when a crowd/group/party/gathering that he/she had a reputation with was around, he/she was all of a sudden tough as nails, a walking stick of dynamite, or anything he/she claimed to be.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Poser

Someone that tells people one thing from their pulpit, then tells people something different behind the scenes.

The poser would say God Bless You when somebody sneezed in public, but would reveal that he/she never actually believed in God or the bible when it was just family, friends, or nobody (not the broader audience) around. After all of his/her talk about what other people did not want in their backyards, it turned out the one who was a different person outside their own backyard was him/her, not the Not in My Backyard folks (a clever abbreviation).

by The Original Agahnim July 5, 2021

Poser

Someone who thinks they've worked harder at everything than everyone else throughout their lives. Someone who thinks everyone else was just joking around or playing games while they were more committed than everyone else, outdoing them at everything.

He/she was the worst kind of poser, the kind that wanted/expected to be taken seriously at least some of the time (when he/she wanted to, or at oppurtune times). He/she had a high opinion of himself/herself.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021