Poser

The fresh, streetwise girl from Dunwoody.

She was a poser that for some reason, people seemed to respect.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Poser

Someone that claims to have gotten street smart from growing up on the back streets of somewhere like Orange County or Montana or claims to be a student of human behavior to sound more alert, studious and socially conscious than they actually are, since they're always asking people around them what the fuck is going on. All this is really a defense mechanism to hide the dork beneath the surface. Another one of their favorite defense mechanisms is to imitate someone that other people might describe as unbearable, thinking that by imitating somebody like that, they become somebody like that in actuality.

The poser was none of what he/she claimed to be, but knew that if he/she started being himself/herself, nobody would want to be around him/her, and nobody would want him/her around (except possibly other like minded posers).

by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021

Poseur

Someone that hangs out with people from all walks of life to feel tougher than they would when not with these folks.

The poseur wanted to meet enough strangers to form a group that called anybody that disagreed with or opposed them the poseurs.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Poser'd

calling someone out for wearing band merchandise when they don't listen to said band.

John: hey whats your favourite nirvana song?

James: uhhh umm.. smells as you are..?

John: name 3 songs

James: how about you name 3 songs? loser!

Bryan: lol john you totally poser'd him

by Cyrillic December 2, 2021

poser

a wanna-be showoff that gets no points in basketball, and cant dunk also is referred to as PAytoN.

a payton is a poser , a poser is a payton

by cottonpicken March 6, 2023

hope posterizing

Adapting an image, usually of a person, in a way that it resembles the 2008 Obama Campaign 'Hope' poster by Shepard Fairey.

After Romneys remark about cutting funds for PBS, the internet started hope posterizing images of Big Bird.

by Daanweb October 11, 2012

Bicycle Poser

1)Fake biker, a fraud...a biker wannabe

2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...

3) Someone who owns several high end bikes and equipment but does nothing more than ride them around the block or in there basement no more than a handful of times a year.

" that Teresa sure is a Bicycle poser, She only rides her bikes and puts on her bike gear to look pretty but she sure does suck! (in more ways than one).

by Richard elephant February 27, 2013