Whiny-ass Emo Faggot Wannabe Poser Shit

A term used to describe the music of Tokio Hotel and My Chemical Romance.

Tokio Hotel Fan: OMG OMG OMG I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE TOKIO HOTEL CONCERT!!!! *(Makes poster)*
Person With Common Sense: Tokio Hotel? They SUCK! Their music is whiny-ass emo faggot wannabe poser shit!! *(Enjoys good music, e.g. The Who.)

by TheHippie (the real one) December 27, 2009

poser

poser are people who calls themselves a certain "clique" like punk, goth, emo, etc. just to be more "cool"

people who tries to be something they are not.

people who are hypocrite

mary: "i'm punk and i could also be a ghetto because i listen to rap."

next day, mary wore all pink and said : "never wear pink or else..."

^poser

by kat29223 June 11, 2006

posers

Someone who isn't what the are posing as. (example: goth)

Heather is posing as a goth

by FrigginPoet May 17, 2003

poser

I love how people always this that posers have something to do with "punk" or "gothic" or "hardcore". Not all posers try to be someone in that genre, some posers try to be "gangster" or "prep" or some other ordinary steriotype, to fit in with their peers so that people don't think different of them than what that person wants them to think. It's actually a shame, that posers are ahsamed of who they are, so they have to pretend to be someone else to be satisfyed.

Kids who come home from school and take their spike bracelets off, and wipe off their eyeliner, because they think it's uncomfertable.. but, when they go to school, or go to the mall with their friends, they put all that stuff back on because that's what he/she wants his/her friends to think they dress like because that's what they dress like... they are posers.

by aMBZ_M0NEY March 31, 2007

pokeality

The act of having sex with a pokemon; masturbating to a pokemon

Justin: Dude, I think that Nidoqueen is sexy

Channing: Gross! You're into pokeality!

Adam: All I gotta say is watch out for Nidoqueen's Earthquake

Justin: No worries, I know Hypnosis

by adambomb9 April 13, 2011

Poleax Pansexual

a poleax sexual is someone (not just anyone, a pansexual themselves) who is offended by pansexual cancelation and believes pansexual's and bisexual's AREN'T the same (because they obviously are not the same thing). A poleax pansexual also goes by to hopefully change the harmful first definition the creator gave us it, and the flag, to be changed.

as a poleax pansexual this is good lmao take it or leave it retard

by Sabi88 September 22, 2020

twi-poser

noun. A person who is only interested in the movie and/or just read the book((Twilight)) to look cool. This person would typically have posters up in their room of various characters, they love to explain how hot edward cullen is, and what team they are on. ((Vampire or Werewolf))

twi-poser-"OMG! I just love the ending to twilight! Wasn't it just amazing?
normal person-"Wow, didn't that book come out in like 2005?"
twi-poser-"Umm, no. The movie just came out. OMFG!!! Edward is soooo hot.

by dancnglion February 9, 2009