goopidy poop

goop that looks like poop

goopidy poop

by ma dude bra May 30, 2019

bonus poop

Any poop after the first of the day.

Man, I just had the most badass bonus poop of my life. Today is gonna be a good day.

by danny_insanity June 25, 2014

Poop Explosion

When a newborn needs his/her diaper changed and the diaper is overflowing.

"OMG I changed the baby's diaper and poop explosion is running down my arm. the wall, the couch...wake up dear, its on your face."

by Ziggy0751 May 14, 2015

Dance poop

A bowel movement brought on by excessive or extreme dancing.

I got so excited I almost dance pooped everywhere.

by RobinScherbatskyII June 28, 2015

Golden poop

When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.

Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.

by Cheese05 May 17, 2016

Poop Shame

The fear and or feeling of embarrassment of pooping with someone else within earshot, often experienced frequently at the beginning of a new relationship.

After just a few weeks of dating her new boyfriend, Erica still held a good amount of poop shame, which kept her from taking a poop with her new boyfriend nearby.

by poopshamerulez January 17, 2015

Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.

I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.

by roger2001 March 13, 2010