pineapple

a boys hairstyle which consists of short hair everywhere but the bangs. often greased a bit and worn by the more 'urban' gentlemen

"that guy was hot except for that pineapple he was sporting up top"

by yousuck February 2, 2005

pineapple

slang term for Methylphenidate, also known as Ritalin.

Dude, do you have any pineapple? I need to study tonight.

by bernard van buren February 1, 2008

Michigan pineapple burrito

When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)

Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."

by 5 sandwich May 18, 2011

Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Spongebob squarepants

Sapphire: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Jayden: Nobody cares

by EarthlingGod1729 March 18, 2022

Pineapple Express

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.

My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.

by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010

pineapple

A friut which sweetens seman

Pineapple sweetend my seman

by Brave Sir Robin March 31, 2007