Greasy Pizza Dick

When your partner eats greasy pizza then immediately gives you a blow job afterwards

My girlfriend and I went to pizza hut for some some pizza. Then she gave me a greasy pizza dick in the bathroom

by SkankOrDie February 18, 2019

Pizza

A code word used for marijuana. In the United States, marijuana is typically sold by 1/8ths of an ounce, or by "slices" of pizza. Pot Heads often feel this is an ideal code word because of the sheer awesomeness of both pizza and marijuana.

*Pot Head Tip: "REAL pizza" or "PIZZA pizza" (meaning the actual food kind of pizza) may also need to be used to clarify when to order delivery.

"I'm getting some super yummy pizza later! Do you want any?"
"Oh, groovy! I could totally go for a slice!"

"Come on over, y'all! It's a pizza party!"

"I really want some pizza right now..."
"Seriously?!? I think I need break for a minute!"
<laughing> "No! Not 'pizza', 'PIZZA pizza'!"
<laughing> "Ooohhhh...'PIZZA pizza'! Yeah, totally!"

by Goddess Love G November 10, 2010

to lay a floor pizza

To vomit, to throw up, so that your chili beans and paprika and beer form a nice, pizza-like shape on the floor in front of you.

Tony laid a few floor pizzas last night after he went to the club.

by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

pizzant

agj: a social-economic class of persons, n: a person with a warriors spirit an administraitors body and a blue collar education at best

Even if everyone knows their right, only a pizzant would try to fight City Hall. OR That pizzant has nothing to loose.

by Robert C. November 14, 2003

pizza bagel bite

best thing in this world

oh nom nom, pizza bagel bite

by 123lmnop December 30, 2009

pizzabutt

The disgusting odor that one has after working in a pizzeria for any length of time. It is gross combinatiton of grease, flour, pizza, and any other food product that you can imagine.

Gabby: "Come over right after work, we need to talk."
Kristen: "I can't. I need to decontaminte myself from pizzabutt before I do anything. Ill be over after I shower."

by greenfhka February 22, 2010

tip the pizza guy

An action to do when getting a delivery of pizza. Generally the minimum is $2 or 15% of the order, but if you want consistent excellent service feel free to overtip, because drivers remember good customers. Conversely, if you want bad service don't tip, and wait for your pizza 1 hour +. Do not assume a delivery fee is given to the driver, since even if it is s/he may only recieve service wage ($2.23 in MA) or no mileage.

"16.75 for three pizzas."
"Here's a twenty, keep the change."
"Thank you!"

by Java-tan August 30, 2005