cream pie

where a man comes inside a man or woman without a condom. often people with breeding kinks like to cream pie/ get cream pied. getting a cream pie feels really good

bro 1: dude i cream pied stacy last night
bro 2: sick was it good
bro 1: you have no idea dude she was so tight and when i creampied in her she loosened a little just how i like it
bro 2: ... so you wanna threesome anytime soon?
bro 1: sure dude stacy's too good not to share

by bighugemassivejuicywobblytits April 8, 2021

pie regimen

An unhealthy diet, leading to rapid weight gain.

Boy, Larry's gained 25 lbs. in the last couple of months. He must have himself on a strict pie regimen.

by F. Scott September 7, 2007

pie party

A gathering of only women. Opposite of "sausage fest." The only difference is that women don't care that there are no men present.

"This is a really great pie party. We should get together more often. Sometimes I just need a break from men."

by Anrisa Ryn March 14, 2012

Eat A Pie

eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.

Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...

by Gisele LaFrance November 8, 2016

Aids Pie

Aids in a traditional pie, for consumption of the masses.

"Hey steve, wanna come round on Sunday for an Aids Pie? Bring the kids."

by Cupid_Stunt October 22, 2008

pootinany pie

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon

w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good

by jimbob February 15, 2003

SUPER PIE

the amazing phenomenon of the Canadian caped pastry, SUPER PIE!

His Archenemy is Evakayk, the evil cake!

Evakayk: NO!! It's Super Pie the Edible Hero!!! He will foil my plot to rule the world!!!

Super Pie: Bwahahaha! feel the wrath of my warm apple filling!!!!

by Xiinazz December 13, 2008