phantom ring: when you think you hear or feel your phone (which is on vibrate) ring by vibrating in your pocket. you are convinced against all logic that your phone has vibrated, signaling a call when it has not.
you: yo bro, i think someone called my phone and i hear it vibrate.
friend: boy you trippin, another victim of the phantom ring.
friend: boy you trippin, another victim of the phantom ring.
by ace urameshi March 13, 2012
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by AP January 24, 2004
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A sexual maneuver originating in France but quickly gaining in popularity in America.
This tactic is deployed during doggy style sex, either vaginal or anal and was created to increase the sexual pleasure of the male participant. Just prior to the thrusting male's orgasm, he deftly reaches back and craps in his own hand. Upon achieving his own glorious climax, he quickly and robustly grabs the hair of his unsuspecting lover and jerks her head back toward him. This strategem serves to both cut the distance to her face and mildly injure her neck. He then smashes the steaming pile of poo into one the eyes of his now-whiplashed lover. When applied forcefully and accurately, the resultant turd to the eye bears a respectable resemblance to the mask worn by the disfigured phantom in the popular musical, Phantom of the Opera.
This tactic is deployed during doggy style sex, either vaginal or anal and was created to increase the sexual pleasure of the male participant. Just prior to the thrusting male's orgasm, he deftly reaches back and craps in his own hand. Upon achieving his own glorious climax, he quickly and robustly grabs the hair of his unsuspecting lover and jerks her head back toward him. This strategem serves to both cut the distance to her face and mildly injure her neck. He then smashes the steaming pile of poo into one the eyes of his now-whiplashed lover. When applied forcefully and accurately, the resultant turd to the eye bears a respectable resemblance to the mask worn by the disfigured phantom in the popular musical, Phantom of the Opera.
by Stephen Shake Spear December 9, 2008
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While giving Sam's litle sister a Phantom Friend, I punched a hole through the window and gave her a bloody nose.
by Andy, the burninator February 16, 2005
Get the Phantom Friend mug.So basically your doing a girl in the ass-just before you come you pull your dick out of her ass, spit on her bak, then when she turns around and think your done you come in her face.....
by Paul Coffee October 7, 2009
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by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009
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by Cass-y-Uli-that October 12, 2010
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