aqua pet

When you have sex in the shower.

boy: baby lets take a shower.
girl: okay. *wink*
*10 min later*
boy: you an aqua pet when you do that

by sexxyygirl699 January 22, 2012

Pet Brush

a word used in the place of almost any noun.

Dude, do you have another pet brush?
Yeah bro, its in the pet brush on the counter.

by blulip.for.life August 15, 2011

Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.

Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.

by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021

Carry My Pet

A balance of everything. Knows how to win everyone's trust. An animal lover. A solution provider. Caring in nature. Knows how to reunite everyone with their loved ones.

"Not everyone is purr-fect like Carry My Pet is every quality. Only Carry My pet can win your heart as well as the heart of your loved ones"

by Carry My Pet November 24, 2021

Teachers Pet

An annoying ass bitch that does nothing but hate everyone but the teacher, some variants of this creature are fortnite kids, but they snitch on literally everything and everyone, always telling you "I'm telling." Before walking away.

Damn that teachers pet.
What?
He snitched on me for accidently tripping someone.
That fucking teachers pet.

by I hate fortnite kids June 5, 2023

Pit Pet

The slang term or name for someone who submits to their partner by way of worshiping their armpits.

A pit pet refers to the submissive role, and as such the dominant partner may lead the interaction by way of play-force or request.

A pit pet will often find arousal either in the mere act of submission, or an armpit fetish may come into play.

Mary is my little pit pet. Every time I raise my arms, she blushes. Like a good pit pet, I’ll pull her nose into it and she just moans and trembles.

by Ticklechambers March 3, 2023