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Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person
“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything
by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025
mugGet the Peanut butter jelqingmug.

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
mugGet the Peanut Butter Monkey Tailmug.

peanut butter and jelly

A American Jihadi code term for explosives training.
the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.
by Sexydimma December 2, 2014
mugGet the peanut butter and jellymug.

Peanut Butter White

A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.
by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017
mugGet the Peanut Butter Whitemug.

peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.
You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.
by All Java, All The Time April 21, 2017
mugGet the peanut butter yourselfmug.
the more controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and jelly". it means that 2 things go perfect together.
Davey: dude, chips and mayo, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles.
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
mugGet the they go together like peanut butter and picklesmug.

chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms
by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023
mugGet the chunky peanut buttermug.

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